The Last Confession of Thomas Hawkins - [69]

There was a soft clunk as the door to the queen’s chamber opened. Budge peeped through the narrow gap, like Mr Punch peering around the curtain. He beckoned me with a crook of his finger, then opened the door wider.

I stepped back to allow Mrs Howard through first, but Budge stopped her with a subtle shake of the head.

‘I am not required?’ Four words, laced with meaning. This meeting was of great significance to Henrietta. For weeks she had been held under siege, a prisoner in the palace – all because of the man who had tormented her for more than twenty years. Was she not entitled to hear my report on the matter? But no – she was not required. The queen and her games of power and revenge, played out in small denials, countless cruelties, day after day.

The room was stifling; thick, tasselled drapes sealing in the heat from the fire. Behind them the windows rattled in their casements, under attack from a violent rain storm. The queen sat at her desk, dressed in a loose green velvet gown – a curtain in human form. She dropped her quill as I entered and pushed herself slowly to her feet. I bowed and she held out a gloved hand to kiss.

She settled down on her sofa, lifting her feet onto an ottoman. She picked up an ivory fan pocked with jewels and flapped it about her bosom in a gay fashion. I’d heard the queen described as a grave, devout woman, but in private she and Budge shared a mischievous, pantomime humour. It sat strangely upon them both tonight – a merry jig played over a battle scene. An enormous plate of confectionery rested just within her grasp – a jumble of sugar biscuits, macaroons and candied ginger too large even for her prodigious appetite. Presented for comical effect again, I was sure – a parody of her own gluttony emphasised to grotesque proportions. A joke only she was entitled to make.

A pretty girl of about seventeen was playing a game of chess against herself at a small table. One of the queen’s daughters – Princess Caroline or Amelia I guessed, from her age. Her blonde hair was powdered white and decorated with silk flowers, her lithe figure robed in a lavender gown fringed with pearls. She bore a close resemblance to her mother – a beguiling hint of Caroline’s own youth, when her beauty matched her wit. But, whereas the queen’s expression settled naturally into bright interest and amusement, her daughter appeared sullen, slapping the chess pieces down upon the board as if she might like to crush them beneath her fingers. She caught my glance and frowned at the impertinence. I took a hurried interest in the ceiling.

‘He is not at all handsome, Mama,’ she complained, as if she had been sold a ruined bolt of silk. ‘I do not like his arms, and his feet are too big. His legs are tolerable.’

The queen chuckled. ‘Emily, ma chérie, opinions are vulgar. You must be more like Mrs Howard. She has said nothing of consequence since…’ she fluttered her fan, considering, ‘…1715?’

‘I would rather die than be like Mrs Howard.’

‘Of course you would. Life is wretched. The world is hateful. How uncharitable of God to make you a princess.’

Princess Amelia rolled her eyes. ‘He should have made me a prince.’

The queen grunted in agreement. ‘And poor Fritzy a princess. Laissez-nous maintenant, chérie. I must speak with Mr Hawkins about something of tremendous interest.’

‘Oh!’ the princess exclaimed, sweeping the chess pieces to the floor. ‘Order him to tell me something interesting, Mama. Or I swear I shall die of boredom, right here on this horrid rug.’

The queen’s lips twitched. ‘Well, Mr Hawkins. Something interesting for the princess. Not too interesting,’ she added hastily.

I thought for a moment, then smiled. ‘Has Her Royal Highness ever heard of a female gladiator?’

Princess Amelia had not. I described Neala and her fight at the cockpit, how she had used her strength and stamina to defeat her opponent – in very few clothes. The princess sat with her large blue eyes fixed on mine, enraptured.

‘I should like to meet this Irish woman,’ she said, when I was finished.

The queen removed her glove and reached for a bonbon. ‘And you never shall,’ she promised. She dismissed her daughter with a wave, but then called her back and kissed her on both cheeks. When Amelia had left, she turned her gaze on me. ‘A shrewd choice of story, Mr Hawkins. Rather too shrewd, I think. And now you have one for me, I believe.’

‘Your Majesty,’ I said, and began to describe my meeting with Mr Howard. She stopped me mid-breath. ‘No, no. I wish to hear first about your neighbour. Mr…’ she pretended to reach for the name. ‘Beadle? Boodle?’

‘Burden, ma’am.’ She remembered the name well enough. Teasing again. I told her as much as I could, given that I could not mention Alice’s bloodstained arrival through the wall, or Sam’s midnight prowl around the house. Burden was murdered and I was suspected – that was the crux of the matter.

‘You threatened him with a sword? In front of witnesses? A little rash, sir.’

‘It won’t happen again, Your Majesty.’

‘Clearly. No need to threaten a dead man.’