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TRANSLATED BY JIM CLINTON

AMERICAN DREAM

CAST:

JOSHUA: old, skinny, ascetic emigrant from Russia.

PETER: 20–30 old American man.

Time: Current, night.

Place:

Small one room hut in the woods. No path. The setting could be real, supernatural or a dream but we will never know one way or the other. A dim light shows in the window.

Peter approaches the light. The hut appears. He knocks on the door. No answer. He first tries then, opens the door. Inside the hut are a table and two chairs on a rug. A lamp. An electrical receptacle.

PETER (standing in the doorway): Hello!.. anybody home?… Can I come in?

Peter peers into the dimly lit hut. A person is sitting and writing at a table.


PETER: Can I come in? Are you OK? Why don’t you answer?

JOSH: I’m busy!

PETER: Can I….?

JOSH: You all ready have!

PETER: Damn! I’m tired…(on the table are a pitcher of water and two glasses) Can I have a drink?

JOSH: Please.

(He pours a glass of water, and hands it to Peter)

PETER: Thanks! Why so dark? OK if I turn on the light?

JOSH: It’s fine for me… Everything is clear enough.

PETER: I’m Peter… parked out on the highway. Phone is dead. Lucky I could see your light from the road. Do you have a phone?

JOSH: What do you need a phone?

PETER: I’m out of gas. Need to call AAA.

JOSH: I don’t have one.

PETER: How can you live without a phone? OK if I recharge mine?

JOSH: Go ahead.

(Peter fiddles with his phone and charger and plugs them in)


PETER: What’re you so busy with?

JOSH: I’m writing something. I have to be careful not to be pedantic…. Would you like to help me while you wait?

PETER: OK, but I have to get home. I have to be at work early.

JOSH: Where have you been?

PETER: Tides Beach, windsurfing.

JOSH: Did you have fun?

PETER (starts to unplug his phone): I don’t have time for discussions. I’ll go out and stop somebody for a lift or for a phone.

JOSH: Cars don’t stop here at night!

PETER (plugging the phone back in): How do you know? Have you tried to stop cars?

(Pause)


JOSH: Come here, please glance at what I wrote.

(Pause)


PETER (approaches): Too dark. I can’t make any thing out.

JOSH: Turn on the light.

(Peter obeys. The room fills with light. Joshua tips a page up.)

Can you make it out now?

PETER (studies): Sorry, I can’t understand your writing.

JOSH (sighs): I suppose so….It’s my business…I’m writing a philosophy tract…and toward the end I bump into contradictions. I need to take a different view.

PETER: How can I help? I’m just normal computer programmer. You want me to understand philosophy?

JOSH: You may be just the person I need. Describe “The American Dream”.

(Pause)


PETER: Ah…It does exist, but not exactly.. It’s sort of gut feeling that every body has.

JOSH: Good…. Now, what is the dream for you,…. Peter?

PETER: Why me?

JOSH: I’m just curious.

PETER: I want to be happy.

JOSH: Go on….more concretely?

PETER: I want friends, a family, some children, and a house in a good neighborhood.

JOSH: All the while you feel that you could possibly be a millionaire?

PETER: Earlier maybe, but now I see it will take a long time.

JOSH: Do you have a wife?

PETER: Girl friend…

JOSH: Why aren’t you married?

PETER: Because to be married you need a good income.

JOSH: So, your dream needs money! How do you plan to get money?

PETER: Save…work hard! I might have to take some risks in the future. I like my work. I haven’t had a vacation in five years. When I earn enough money to get married my dream will be half there. I probably will have to take some risks in the future if I want to fulfill my dream.

JOSH: You of course, know money can’t buy happiness?

PETER: Money can buy a house!

JOSH: All know that honest work doesn’t always result in prosperity. There are many poor people who strive and never will improve their fate.

PETER: Except for the lazy or impaired, honest work will improve their lot….somewhat… anyway. “A rising tide raises all ships”. But contacts, taking risks, and hard work are better rewarded.

JOSH: Don’t forget goals, luck, intelligence, education, fathers money…..

PETER: You sit alone in this dark corner and know America? Do you know what Thomas Jefferson wrote in the Declaration of Independence?

JOSH: Do you know his words?

PETER: “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their creator with certain inalienable rights, that are among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness.”

JOSH: A plus!

PETER: Are you a teacher?

JOSH: History… in some way.

PETER: Then you know that in The French Constitution, written at about the same time, “Freedom, Equality, and Brotherhood” side stepped the words “Pursuit of Happiness”.

JOSH: Why do you, Peter, need a family, for your happiness?

PETER: Well, Jefferson wrote that his family was the most beautiful happiness of his life.

JOSH: Why do you harp on “Jefferson”, “Jefferson”?…. his words, his thoughts on family.. Do you know Jefferson was a large plantation owner and a racist?

PETER: Of course he had slaves that was a different time. Over two hundred years so much has changed. You can’t look at his slave holdings with our modern eyes. Besides he changed opinions as he grew older.